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In an effort to protect my privacy, I have created a fake name for myself, Alfred Bilkinson. In formal letters, please address me as Dr. Sir Alfred Bilkinson Carl Doormat Ellsbury Fredmond Garfield Hubert Ivan Jackward Kevin Larry Mark Nathaniel Oval Perry Quiltson Richard Sylvester Theodore Upton Vedinni Wallace Xylophone Yerbert Zermenslen III, Esquire. My e-mail address is tgaenslen@gmail.com. This address is in no way similar to my real name. Submit questions to me through e-mail, and I will answer them on this website.
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